1 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:11,636 Wait. Did everybody make it? 2 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,222 -No. Bishop's dead. -We have to go back. 3 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:17,142 We can't leave a man behind now. We have to go back. 4 00:00:17,225 --> 00:00:19,561 Gwyn, he sacrificed himself for us. 5 00:00:19,644 --> 00:00:22,355 We cannot go back or more of us could die. 6 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:26,067 I need a moment. 7 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:32,824 -Uh, are we in John's mansion? -Yeah. In the pocket dimension, I think. 8 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:35,368 Does it still open to the factory? 9 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:39,414 [screaming] 10 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:43,543 Not unless something terrible happened to that factory. 11 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:46,087 The portal must have closed when the last person exited the manor. 12 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:48,047 So, right now, there's no doorway back to Earth. 13 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,924 It's okay. We can still time jump. 14 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:52,427 No, we can't. Not until we know exactly where and when. 15 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:54,179 We can't afford to have another mistake. 16 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:56,097 What? What do you mean? 17 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:59,059 We told her to go home, and this feels like home to me. 18 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,644 Home is 2022, not here. 19 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,313 It was all really chaotic. I just-- 20 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,190 Gidget, are you okay? 21 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:07,734 You look a little… Oh, she has a fever. 22 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:11,696 Oh, man. Okay, well, if Gideon is unwell, it's definitely not safe to jump, 23 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:13,448 -so we are trapped in the mansion. -In Hell. 24 00:01:13,531 --> 00:01:15,450 More like we're trapped three inches from Hell. 25 00:01:15,533 --> 00:01:18,536 It's gonna be all right, guys. Gideon probably just needs a rest. 26 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,914 And, luckily, we landed outside the timeline, 27 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:22,457 which means Evil Gideon can't find us, 28 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:25,919 and now, we have a chance to come up with our game plan. 29 00:01:26,002 --> 00:01:28,254 -That was the whole-- -Tactics. We need to think tactics. 30 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:30,507 Give me ten minutes. I'll have a murder board drawn up, 31 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,008 and we can do some planning. 32 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:40,642 It tolls for thee. 33 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:41,768 [eerie voices in distance] 34 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:43,561 Hello? 35 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:46,523 Is someone there? 36 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:51,611 Hello? 37 00:01:51,694 --> 00:01:52,779 [eerie voices continue] 38 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:56,157 -Gwyn! -Alun? 39 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:14,968 Wow, babe, this is your most complicated murder board yet. 40 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:17,637 -All right, bottom line is… -Nice. 41 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,598 Yeah. Evil Gideon's manufacturing robots to hunt us down. 42 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:23,601 After all we have done to protect the timeline? 43 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:27,897 So, what we need, ideas, good ideas. 44 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,024 How to defeat robots. 45 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:32,277 How to travel without being detected by Evil Gideon. 46 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,738 Hey, Gideon. 47 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:39,576 Didn't see you at the murder board meeting. You okay? 48 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:43,872 I thought I was doing the right thing coming here, 49 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:46,207 but they're all so disappointed in me. 50 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:49,878 It all happened so fast. I just went with my gut. 51 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:53,715 What if next time I get confused and I just jump us all into a tornado? 52 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:57,302 -I could kill us all. -No. No, you did good. 53 00:02:57,385 --> 00:03:00,597 You brought us to safety. Don't be so hard on yourself. 54 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:08,563 So, what did I miss at the meeting? 55 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:12,400 Oh, you know, they were talking about why Evil Gideon wants to kill all the Legends. 56 00:03:12,483 --> 00:03:15,236 I'm sure she thinks they're an unpredictable and destructive force 57 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,571 that needs to be eradicated. 58 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:19,157 Just a guess. 59 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:23,328 Looks like someone restocked the kitchen. Have an apple. 60 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:24,871 Oh. 61 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:36,883 Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? 62 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:39,219 Well… 63 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:42,180 If you're referring to the increase in temperature in the house, you're correct. 64 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:43,181 Oh. 65 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:46,100 If you're insinuating we should go upstairs and fool around, 66 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:47,310 also correct. 67 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:50,480 Oh. 68 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:52,357 [both giggling] 69 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:54,776 Guys. 70 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:57,987 I'm thinking about maybe asking Astra out. 71 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:00,782 Oh. 72 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:02,659 Our baby boy is all growns up. 73 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:05,244 I just feel, like, clarity, you know? 74 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:08,623 Like, I haven't smoked weed or done edibles since we got time stranded, 75 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:09,999 and I feel so present, 76 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,960 and now, I just can't stop thinking about her. 77 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:15,630 That's great. Just be yourself, and, you know, don't make it weird. 78 00:04:15,713 --> 00:04:17,548 Be myself, don't make it weird. 79 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:21,427 You're Behrad. You're the cool, chill guy everyone wants to hang out with. 80 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,888 Be cool and chill. That's why people like me. 81 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:26,265 -Exactly. -All right. Thanks, guys. 82 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:31,354 We crushed that. I love helping a little bro. 83 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:32,647 Because you're time bros? 84 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:36,025 No. Because I'm getting so serious with my Zari. 85 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,695 He's like a future little brother-in-law. 86 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:42,240 I guess that makes us in-laws in some weird way. 87 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:46,828 Yeah, but you're like my best bud, so like a time bro-ette. 88 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,372 Thank you, but I hate that. 89 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:56,212 Is it hot in here? Feels like a million degrees. 90 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,256 Yeah, something is not right. 91 00:05:01,342 --> 00:05:02,552 Gwyn! 92 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:07,807 Are we in Hell? 93 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:13,354 Oh, Lord, and all you saints and martyrs, aid me now. 94 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:14,897 Okay, calm down, Gwyn. 95 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:18,401 -I mean, what's the worst that can happen? -"The worst that can happen"? 96 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:21,029 We are in the very bowels of Hell, Esperanza. 97 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:26,159 The horrors that await us are beyond the limits of imaginations. 98 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,244 Yeah, out there. 99 00:05:28,369 --> 00:05:30,747 But, I mean, we would have seen something come in, right? 100 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:34,083 -[electricity crackling] -[rattling] 101 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:37,336 [sighs] 102 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,797 You might want to keep praying, Gwyn. 103 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,931 -You left the door to Hell open? -What were you thinking? 104 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:51,059 Yes, I'm sorry. You see, I thought I heard voices, 105 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:54,228 and so I opened the door. I'm a grand fool. I know. 106 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,856 There's no telling what nightmare got in. 107 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,027 Where I come from, 108 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:04,072 the only thing worse than pests are pests that make themselves at home. 109 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:06,324 Yeah. Okay, let's split up and sweep the house. 110 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,284 We can't fight Evil Gideon if we're all possessed. 111 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,328 Or can we? 112 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:13,664 No. No, bad idea. Sweep the house. Tell everyone. 113 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:14,957 -Go ahead. -Right. 114 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:24,550 Hey, you ever feel like someone's watching you? 115 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:28,346 Well, I was a child celebrity. I feel weird when I'm not being watched. 116 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:31,390 But, yeah, I do know what you mean. 117 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:34,894 [yelps] 118 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:38,064 -Oh! -Ew! Oh, my God. 119 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:40,024 Disgusting. 120 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:44,987 Who knows what kind of magic goo John was hoarding in here. Ugh. 121 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,030 Disgust… 122 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:49,617 [clears throat] 123 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,120 There's, um… 124 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:54,539 There's gotta be something to wear around here. 125 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,332 Mmm-hmm. I guess somewhere in here. Right? 126 00:06:58,417 --> 00:07:02,463 I don't like this. We didn't plan for a Hell detour. 127 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:04,090 Yeah, I know. 128 00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:07,135 We got robots and Evil Gideon and now this. 129 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:08,636 I'm at capacity. 130 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:10,263 [loud thudding] 131 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:12,265 [door slams] 132 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,352 Something is definitely up there. 133 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:19,730 [thud] 134 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:21,774 -Did you hear that? -Hear what? 135 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,651 [yelps] 136 00:07:23,901 --> 00:07:26,654 Behrad, don't sneak up on people in Hell! 137 00:07:26,737 --> 00:07:29,031 -You idiot. -Sorry. 138 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,136 [exhales deeply] 139 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,638 You look like John. 140 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,056 You look like my Zari. 141 00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:05,401 What's happening? 142 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:10,990 I think we're being manipulated. 143 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:12,283 -No. [gasps] -Yes. 144 00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:18,039 [screaming] 145 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:21,083 [screaming] 146 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,420 Why are you attacking us? 147 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:26,380 "Us"? 148 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,842 -Greetings. -Oh, my… 149 00:08:30,384 --> 00:08:31,636 Oh, my… Damn. 150 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:34,013 Why, why, why, why? 151 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:36,515 Ohh! 152 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:37,975 Gideon! 153 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,310 Why are there three of them? 154 00:08:39,393 --> 00:08:40,770 God, God save me now. 155 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:44,106 Hi, everyone. This is, uh, mortifying. 156 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,817 This had better be consensual, Gary, or I'm gonna rip off your-- 157 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:48,444 It's entirely consensual. 158 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:51,364 In fact, I was the one to instigate our first tryst. 159 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:54,200 All right. How long has this been going on? 160 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:56,869 -Including the foreplay, approximately-- -[all] No, no, no. 161 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:59,914 I mean, when did you guys, like, first hook up? 162 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:03,459 Uh, the Chernobyl nuclear meltdown was our first date. 163 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,462 -[Gary] Yeah. -Oh, lovely. Sounds very romantic. 164 00:09:06,545 --> 00:09:08,297 That's why Gideon's been so unfocused. 165 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:11,342 [Sara] Yeah. And why we ended up here. 166 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:13,511 Gary said that the manor feels like home, 167 00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:16,013 so that must be the reason Gideon brought us here 168 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:18,391 instead of our actual home, because of him! 169 00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:21,310 -Oh, my God. That's such a nice thought. -Aw, that's so sweet. 170 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,564 This is like a bad reality show. Thank you very much for that. 171 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:27,483 That's it. I know what's infesting the house. 172 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:28,943 Well, enlighten us, Miss Logue. 173 00:09:29,443 --> 00:09:30,945 It's The Cursed Crew. 174 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:33,614 And they're watching us, trying to get a glimpse of the real world. 175 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:36,200 -What are you talking about? -Let me show you. 176 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,828 [chanting] 177 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:51,215 [all exclaim] 178 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:54,260 We are on a reality show from Hell. 179 00:09:56,679 --> 00:10:00,057 You're saying there's just creepers just watching us? 180 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,934 Yeah, like everywhere? 181 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,145 [Astra] Yeah, they're following us around, filming us. 182 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:07,607 I don't like the idea of creepers watching us for their own amusement. 183 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,483 Not for their amusement, for their curse. 184 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:13,613 Back in the '90s, there was this film crew that was so desperate for a hit show, 185 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:16,616 they sold their souls to this demon called Harris Ledes. 186 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:19,827 The terms of the deal state that they can't leave his employment 187 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:23,039 unless they capture something authentic, something real. 188 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:25,499 Ugh, sounds like a bunch of sad sacks. 189 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:27,168 No, we need to be careful. 190 00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:28,586 Through Harris's unholy magic, 191 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:31,255 they can twist emotions to amplify conflict. 192 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:32,423 They love drama. 193 00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:34,508 Unless we want to vacate this place forever, 194 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,093 I have to confront Harris. 195 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:37,845 You want to go out there? 196 00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:39,764 I can handle myself. 197 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:42,308 But you all need to handle yourselves. 198 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:45,102 If you feel your emotions getting amped up, don't succumb. 199 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:49,357 And just keep your heads till I get back, and please don't turn on each other. 200 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:53,819 Oh, man, this is gonna be just like KUWTT. 201 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:57,239 KUWTT. Keeping Up With The Tarazis. 202 00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:00,368 The reality show about my own family that I was re-cast on. 203 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,410 Oof. 204 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,954 That's right. I forgot what a bummer you were on it. 205 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,873 -I'm starting to remember, though. -Mmm. 206 00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:08,417 I'm joking. It's a jo… 207 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,919 Wow. 208 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,464 -Miss Spooner? -Uh-huh. 209 00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:14,757 May I have a word? I just, uh… 210 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:24,600 Would you mind informing me as to exactly what this "reality TV" is? 211 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:25,684 [chuckles] 212 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:29,271 Don't worry, stick with me. I've watched like 40 seasons of Survivor. 213 00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:33,234 Hey, we should form an alliance. 214 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:34,568 I had an ally once. 215 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,822 And perhaps being stuck in Hell is proof 216 00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:41,200 that I have strayed too far from getting his back. 217 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:45,704 Yup, uh… Never mind. Forget it. Offer rescinded. 218 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,415 You're too weird for an alliance. 219 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:49,792 You'd only hold me back. 220 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:54,713 Reality TV show or not, 221 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,133 we need to find a way to deal with Evil Gideon and her robots. 222 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,968 Okay, plan, plan. 223 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,011 Let's, uh… free associate. 224 00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:05,433 Mmm. Free associate? Okay, I guess I'm listening. 225 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,437 -Robots. -Robots, yes. 226 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:15,317 Robots don't like water. Water is on the ocean. 227 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,903 [gasps] We need to go to our beach house on the ocean. 228 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,572 What? 229 00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:21,157 What? 230 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,034 Babe, look, I'm… I'm drained, okay? 231 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,828 I just… I need a break. 232 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:30,708 Just like a little private island with a yacht for day trips. 233 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,710 -I mean, is that so much to ask for? -Yes! 234 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:36,088 [exhales] We don't have time for this. I don't under… Okay. 235 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:39,383 -Do you not want to do the work? -Of course I want to do the work. 236 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:43,721 All I do is work. I'm Sara Lance. I'm crazy about work. 237 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:49,852 But I am also crazy about personal chefs and hers-and-hers massages. 238 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:51,729 -Hmm? -Who are you? 239 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,272 [Nate exhales deeply] 240 00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:55,524 You know what, I have this all figured out. 241 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:59,612 These super basic, lazy reality show wannabes 242 00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:02,740 are trying to foist the friends-to-lovers trope on us. 243 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,451 That's why they did the stunt with the shirt goo. 244 00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:10,331 Yeah. Luckily we are way too TV savvy to fall for that, especially me. 245 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,625 It's like, if we haven't hooked up already, 246 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,210 why would we hook up now? 247 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,961 We got this. 248 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,714 We're gonna be the friends that never fight. 249 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:22,384 Hmm? All we have to do is not sleep with each other. 250 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,137 You and me? That's crazy. Never in a million years. 251 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:29,892 Well… Yeah. I mean, you know, because we're just friends. 252 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:33,854 Obviously I'm genetically identical to your girlfriend, 253 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,398 so I understand why you would unconsciously be drawn to me. 254 00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:40,444 To be honest, just the idea of it is like blah. 255 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:44,365 [laughs] Okay. Okay. Uh… 256 00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:47,117 Not to, like, press the issue, but, um, look at me. 257 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,454 I dress better than her. I live in your timeline. 258 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:54,208 In fact, the only real difference between us is our personalities. 259 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,001 And surely you're not saying that I, 260 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:58,754 the person who you called your "time bro-ette" 261 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:01,215 not 20 minutes ago, have a bad personality. 262 00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:02,716 Surely not. 263 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,012 Did I say "never in a million years"? 264 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,473 I meant to say never in ten million years! 265 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,017 -Mmm-hmm. Yeah? Yeah? -Yeah. Yeah. 266 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,018 [grunts] 267 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,020 [Dr. Davies clears throat] 268 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:18,566 Miss Lance, when we first met, we made a deal. 269 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,861 And I have fulfilled my end of the bargain. 270 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,696 I gave you time travel. 271 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:29,535 But you have not upheld your side by helping me complete my sacred mission. 272 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:32,997 Instead, you have brought me to the burning inferno of Hell itself. 273 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,915 And therefore, with all due respect, Miss Lance, 274 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,959 I must remind you of your obligations to me. 275 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,253 I do not have time for this. 276 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:43,757 But you promised me. Please, we must save Alun. 277 00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:47,720 Yes, Gwyn, okay, I have not forgotten about our deal. 278 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,805 I owe you one person to save. 279 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,099 No problem. You got it. We'll talk about it later. 280 00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:54,435 I am very sorry, Miss Lance, but this is not good enough! 281 00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:57,521 What do you want then? Do you need me to write it down? 282 00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,773 Is that gonna make you happy? Fine. Here. 283 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:05,029 Gwyn can save one person from the timeline. 284 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,364 Signed, Sara Lance. 285 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:12,036 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to plan. 286 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:13,037 Thank you. 287 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,455 -Thank you. I appreciate it. -Yeah. 288 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,750 -Yes! -Plan a holiday. 289 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,253 [laughter] 290 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,338 Oh, my God! 291 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:23,756 [cat-call whistle] 292 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:26,008 Excuse me, young lady, will you put some clothes on? 293 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,093 No way. It's called strategy. 294 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,013 Being naked is "strategy"? 295 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,140 You know, it psyches the other players out. 296 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:37,978 Everyone trusts the naked guy because what could they be hiding? 297 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:38,938 Hmm? 298 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,358 But, Gwyn, what I'm hiding is all in here. 299 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:45,110 That's very, very good. That's very, very good. 300 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,575 [people screaming in distance] 301 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:11,553 Lowest Common Demon-inator Productions. How may I… 302 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:15,057 Astra Logue? Uh, is that really you? 303 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,518 Unlucky for you, I'm back. 304 00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:22,272 And you're gonna do exactly as I say. 305 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,150 [screaming] 306 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:29,029 [assistant groaning] 307 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,743 [man] Astra Logue. 308 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,453 It's been too long. 309 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:39,164 Ooh. You look awful. [laughs] It's not your fault, though. 310 00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:42,584 Being outside of Hell is bad for your pores, bad for your karma. 311 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,212 Harris. Still negging like it's 2007. 312 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:48,507 Oh, it's called trolling now. And these souls that I'm trolling, 313 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,801 they're gonna be ripping each other apart by mid-season. 314 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,304 Those are my souls you're messing with, 315 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:55,931 so hands off. 316 00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:57,099 Oh. 317 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,685 Astra, hey, I… I didn't know you were still in the biz. 318 00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:03,063 Hey, look, I would never want to step on your toes, 319 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,399 scuff those gorgeous heels. [purring] 320 00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:06,775 [cackles] 321 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,903 Look, I'll tell you what, souls are yours. 322 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,448 I'll pull the crew back to Kitchen Night Terrors. 323 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,241 Good. Then we don't have a problem. 324 00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:23,709 Sir, we found this soul lurking around outside, 325 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,711 following her. 326 00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:26,712 [grunts] 327 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,840 I made this weird, didn't I? 328 00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:38,015 [Harris] So, what was the plan with this one, huh? 329 00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,476 Classic flaying? Exsanguination? 330 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,436 [gasps excitedly] 331 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,979 -Puddling, huh? -[mouthing] "Puddling"? 332 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,148 [chuckles] 333 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,817 Puddling is when we remove all your bones. 334 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,111 You just turn into a human puddle, and we splash in you. 335 00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:53,614 -Not that. -[blows raspberry] 336 00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:56,450 So, what do you say, take this one together? 337 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,410 For old times, huh? 338 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,504 [Harris] Mmm… 339 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,757 [sighs in disgust] 340 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,092 No. Astra? 341 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:18,388 You've, ah… You've become one of them! Disgusting! 342 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,766 Next thing you know, she's gonna be talking about found family 343 00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:23,060 and having a conscience. 344 00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,562 So what if she does have a conscience? 345 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,272 That's part of what makes her amazing. 346 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,733 -She's come so far. -Behrad, shut up! 347 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:30,734 What? 348 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,445 Behrad, was it? 349 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,865 See, the thing that you think makes her amazing, 350 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,118 actually now makes her… 351 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,077 Vulnerable. 352 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,704 Down here, she's any demon's plaything. 353 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,250 Though… Whoa. 354 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:49,586 She's really mad at you. I'm not detecting much push back. 355 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:52,714 Fight it, Astra. But if you can't, I totally get it. 356 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,675 [sighs] 357 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,176 Yuck. 358 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,928 So chill. You're a nice guy. Yeah. 359 00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,513 Here's the thing about nice guys, 360 00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:02,349 they are all over the place down here in Hell. 361 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:05,561 The nicer they are, the more secrets they got buried. 362 00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:08,397 So, I wonder… 363 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,232 [chuckles] 364 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,734 what have you really got all locked up in here? 365 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,487 [sniffs] 366 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:18,824 Or maybe, is it… nothing? 367 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:21,243 You've got… [grunts] It's so boring! 368 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:24,121 Boring. I'm bored. [blows raspberry] 369 00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,081 Why did you follow me? I had this handled. 370 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,667 Yeah, no, duh. I saw what you did to that guy at the front desk. 371 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,503 I just wanted to make sure you weren't triggered by being back. 372 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,131 -What's that supposed to mean? -Hey, wait, wait, wait. 373 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,008 Save it for the cameras. 374 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,509 Please, no! 375 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,053 [yelps] 376 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:43,140 No, no, no. Ugh! I can't be here! 377 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,684 So, you either think that I'm too weak to go solo 378 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,270 or I'm just gonna backslide into being a monster. 379 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,606 -I thought we were friends. -We are. 380 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:53,400 But… [whispers] I don't want to talk in front of the cameras. 381 00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:54,902 There's not really another option. 382 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,820 They're still here because you followed me! 383 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,408 Mmm… 384 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:03,994 Well, I enjoyed every bit of that. 385 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:07,164 And not just the chocolate, the sex was great too. 386 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,625 Mmm… 387 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,376 What's wrong? 388 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:13,921 What are we doing? 389 00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:15,631 Maybe they're right. 390 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,342 Maybe this thing between us is clouding my judgment. 391 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,387 Maybe it's all being heightened by this Hell house. 392 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,973 The last thing the Legends need is for their time pilot 393 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,975 to be obsessed with your sweet, little bottom. 394 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,185 No. No. 395 00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:30,354 Hell house or not, our judgment isn't clouded. 396 00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:33,273 You do genuinely admire my sweet, little bottom, 397 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,150 and I do genuinely love you. 398 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:38,654 I have to go. 399 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:41,406 Uh… No, that was the reality show effect. 400 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:46,203 I know it's too soon to talk about love. That's weeks away, even a month. 401 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,539 I'm sorry, I just need some time to think. 402 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,462 [door closes] 403 00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:00,968 [exhales] 404 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,095 You are in over your head this time. 405 00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:06,723 How so? 406 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:09,643 Hello? 407 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:12,145 How are you in over your head? 408 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,314 Who's talking? 409 00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:15,649 You, hopefully. 410 00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:18,110 I don't want to share my emotions with a disembodied voice. 411 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,529 Don't you? Just a little? 412 00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:26,076 Well, I guess it would be nice to unload. 413 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,746 -This is just between you and me? -Of course. 414 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,337 This has all been quite overwhelming. 415 00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:42,551 My human side, well, it's been developing all sorts of new feelings, 416 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,553 and I particularly hate this one called self-doubt. 417 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:47,472 -Your human side? -Yes. 418 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,517 Sometimes I wish I could turn off my emotions 419 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:53,061 and just approach things more analytically, 420 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,730 like my CPU was designed. 421 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,815 That would be quite dangerous. 422 00:21:57,441 --> 00:22:00,360 Well, some people would say, in these peculiar circumstances, 423 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:04,281 that unchecked emotions could be much more dangerous. 424 00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:07,326 Maybe you're right. 425 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,751 [upbeat electronic music playing] 426 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:19,004 -Gideon? -I'm dumping you, Gary. 427 00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:21,214 It's over. 428 00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:22,382 What? 429 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,384 I need to devote my full energy to my work. 430 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:27,637 -[hesitates] But my bottom… -Please don't make a scene. 431 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,806 You'll only embarrass yourself. 432 00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,731 -[thud] -[sobs] 433 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,364 You're not thinking about what Nate said, are you? 434 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:47,991 "Ten million years." Ha! 435 00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:50,327 I'm just not as laid back as the other Zari. 436 00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:52,621 I simply take advantage of my genes 437 00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:55,082 to utilize a little variety in my appearance. 438 00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:57,834 Tell me this, is it a crime to admit that I am, 439 00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:00,378 empirically speaking, very hot? 440 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:03,131 Perhaps the mere sight of you makes him… 441 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,217 I don't know, nervous for some reason. 442 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,094 You know what, you're right. He's nervous. 443 00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:08,470 But why? We're just friends. 444 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,555 There's no reason for him to be nervous around me. 445 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,265 Maybe it's the other Zari. 446 00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:15,393 Why would he be nervous around her? They're in love, moving in. 447 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:17,145 That's a big step. It's… 448 00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:20,398 Oh, my God! 449 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:21,942 [gasps] 450 00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:23,485 -That's it. -What? 451 00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:25,278 He doesn't want to move into the totem. 452 00:23:25,403 --> 00:23:27,739 -Oh. -How could he do this to her? 453 00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:31,952 Gidget! We have to protect that little nerd. 454 00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:35,038 -You're on my team, right? -Of course I am. 455 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:37,874 Of course. Oh, my God. I love you. 456 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,299 [grunting] 457 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:51,555 Hey. 458 00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:54,015 I saw you talking to Zari. What did she say? 459 00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:56,434 I shouldn't. It was in confidence. 460 00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:00,772 I'll just say, it's interesting that she thinks 461 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:03,108 she utilizes her genes better than your Zari. 462 00:24:04,442 --> 00:24:05,443 What? 463 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:09,614 She thinks my Zari is ugly? 464 00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,825 -She thinks she's better than her? -I cannot say. 465 00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:15,120 Hey, good talk. Spot buddies for life. 466 00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:18,248 -Nice! -[Gideon] Ouch. 467 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:25,672 Deep into planning. 468 00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:27,591 Refreshing. 469 00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:31,303 The rest of the Legends are concerned with more trivial matters. 470 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:36,933 I was thinking though, this current plan, 471 00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:39,978 how are you going to prevent any harm to Alun 472 00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:41,313 throughout the rest of the war? 473 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:44,900 I mean, there is, after all, four more years of it. 474 00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:48,069 [chanting] 475 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,114 It's too bad you cannot save them all. 476 00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:53,533 Those poor men. 477 00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:57,120 Perhaps we can save all of them. 478 00:24:58,914 --> 00:24:59,998 [doorknob rattling] 479 00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:02,250 -[groans] -Why go back out there? 480 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:04,252 Oh, you're talking to me now? 481 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:07,255 I am just wondering why you want to go back out there, 482 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:10,550 being that it's the source of your trauma? 483 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,054 My trauma? 484 00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:19,100 Behrad, I grew up in Hell. It sucked. 485 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:21,645 But I survived by pushing through, not hiding. 486 00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:23,271 What the hell are you hiding from? 487 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:24,439 Me? 488 00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:27,442 I'm B. I'm chill. 489 00:25:27,525 --> 00:25:29,694 I don't have trauma. That's my whole thing. 490 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:32,489 Frankly, I think you're projecting, which I hear is quite common. 491 00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:34,199 [scoffs] Oh… 492 00:25:34,282 --> 00:25:36,201 Please! Grow up! 493 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:38,536 [chanting, groans] 494 00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:41,790 [groans] 495 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,793 Men are cowards. 496 00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:46,503 [grunting] 497 00:25:48,421 --> 00:25:51,508 Nate, I think there's something wrong with me. [sobs] 498 00:25:52,175 --> 00:25:54,886 My boy Gary, he's broken-hearted right now. 499 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:59,307 But Natey-H still has to drop these truth bombs. 500 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:05,188 Look, just when you think you can trust a woman, 501 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:07,482 she turns around and shows her true self. 502 00:26:07,565 --> 00:26:09,818 That's why you can't trust dames. 503 00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:14,114 You can only trust gains. 504 00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:18,326 [sobbing] No… 505 00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:21,871 Nate? He sucks to be around right now. 506 00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,874 I need to find someone more level-headed. 507 00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:29,879 What do you mean, "Gideon is different"? 508 00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:32,257 She just came to me about an alliance. 509 00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:38,930 Want to start a secret double alliance? 510 00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:40,640 Hmm? 511 00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:42,767 [sobs] 512 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:44,185 Ugh. 513 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:48,064 Gary's head just isn't in the game. 514 00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:50,358 If he can't get it together, then he's out. 515 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,861 Of what? I'm not sure yet. But… 516 00:26:54,529 --> 00:26:55,697 I know I'm ahead. 517 00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:00,910 Co-Cap, once you're finished coming up with a brilliant plan, 518 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:04,539 we need to talk about how bro Nate is going to ruin flannel Zari's life. 519 00:27:04,622 --> 00:27:08,043 I have come up with the perfect plan to defeat Evil Gideon. 520 00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:11,880 Pack your sunscreen and your hangover remedies 521 00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:15,050 because the Legends are going to Cabo! 522 00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:18,303 That's her plan? 523 00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:22,307 Of course a trip would be nice, but we have business to take care of, 524 00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:23,391 we have messes to clean up. 525 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,728 We can't just go to the beach every time life gets hard. [scoffs] 526 00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:31,524 Oh, no. I'm turning into the implanted memories of my mother. 527 00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:36,237 Wash your hands! It's time for dinner! 528 00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:40,033 These Legends are going to have to listen to me now. 529 00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:44,287 If I had it my way, the only "Z" we would have at dinner is ziti. 530 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:45,663 Oh! 531 00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:48,458 I mean, honestly, and this is a true question, 532 00:27:48,541 --> 00:27:51,002 did that self-tanner seep into his brain? 533 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:54,422 And that is how you make a rabbit trap. 534 00:27:54,547 --> 00:27:55,507 [grunts] 535 00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:59,219 Table's set and the knives are out. 536 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:02,972 I hope everyone's hungry 537 00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:05,767 because they're about to get a mouthful of the meal I just cooked. 538 00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:07,102 And my opinions. 539 00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:11,481 Oh, crap. 540 00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:17,445 So, I get down to dinner, 541 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:20,615 and the Legends have done literally nothing I told them. 542 00:28:20,698 --> 00:28:22,283 The place is a powder keg. 543 00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:25,161 Without human emotions clouding my judgment, 544 00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:28,581 I'll make sure the Legends get exactly what they deserve. 545 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:32,585 I don't think Behrad will be joining us. He is hiding in bed. 546 00:28:32,710 --> 00:28:35,213 Oh. Just like he spent most of his teenage years. 547 00:28:35,296 --> 00:28:36,172 Ew. 548 00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:38,007 No, not like that. 549 00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:40,927 He just didn't want to be on camera, so we had to re-cast him. 550 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:43,138 -You re-cast your own brother? -Mmm-hmm. 551 00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:44,222 [Dr. Davies] Let us pray. 552 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,642 Our… [bleep] who art in… [bleep] 553 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:49,811 hallowed be thy… [bleep] 554 00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:51,896 thy… [bleep] come, thy… [bleep] be done-- 555 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:53,982 Beautiful words. 556 00:28:54,649 --> 00:28:59,362 Uh, Avs, I just want to say thank you for this beautiful meal. 557 00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:02,031 -You're welcome. -Fake. 558 00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:02,991 Excuse me? 559 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:06,119 I think that this is now a wonderful opportunity 560 00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:07,287 to bring up the plan 561 00:29:07,370 --> 00:29:10,999 with regards to what Miss Lance promised me. 562 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:12,375 What is he talking about? 563 00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:14,711 She promised me that I could save one life, 564 00:29:14,794 --> 00:29:18,882 and that life is Archduke Franz Ferdinand. 565 00:29:19,757 --> 00:29:20,925 [utensils clattering] 566 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,220 By preventing the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, 567 00:29:24,304 --> 00:29:26,723 we shall prevent the entire Great War. 568 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:32,270 How dare you misrepresent me? 569 00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:34,355 You led me to believe 570 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:38,234 that you wanted to save one inconsequential person 571 00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:40,820 from the timeline, not your entire generation. 572 00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:41,863 No. Thank you. 573 00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:46,284 Babe, listen to me, you know I would never promise something like that. 574 00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:48,578 -And he is clearly a liar. -I am not a liar. 575 00:29:48,661 --> 00:29:50,914 -I am not talking to you. -That's it! 576 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,459 I am done cleaning up after you, after all of you! 577 00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:57,754 I am not the den mother. 578 00:29:57,837 --> 00:29:59,881 -And would you put some clothes on? -Ah! 579 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:01,007 [Dr. Davies] Oh, my. 580 00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:01,966 Look what you did. 581 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:04,636 -Ava, wait! -[Dr. Davies] A promise is a promise! 582 00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:07,430 Perfect. Oh, let's really turn the heat up. 583 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:10,350 I want to see them rip each other's limbs off! 584 00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:14,979 So, Spooner, whose faction did you decide to join, Nate or Zari's? 585 00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:17,857 Oh, my gosh! 586 00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:20,318 You're trying to team up against me? 587 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:23,822 Well, good luck getting anyone on your side. 588 00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:26,991 Oh, my God, you're such a backstabber. Nobody wants to be on your side. 589 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,201 -Everyone's on my side. -No. 590 00:30:28,284 --> 00:30:30,328 All you ever do is talk crap about my Zari, 591 00:30:30,411 --> 00:30:31,830 and that woman is a saint! 592 00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:33,540 They both make good points. 593 00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:36,501 But just know that whichever alliance I join, 594 00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:39,254 I promise I will betray it. 595 00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:41,798 You know what, since we're already in Hell, 596 00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:43,550 there's only one way to settle this. 597 00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:49,222 This is the weirdest vibe yet. What's going on? 598 00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:52,100 -She called you ugly. -Nate doesn't want to move into the totem. 599 00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:55,019 -I totally want to live in the totem. -No, I did not say that. 600 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:56,938 And also, I believe she's trying to sleep with me. 601 00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:59,524 -Upstairs, she said that to me. -My God. That's literally not true. 602 00:30:59,607 --> 00:31:01,276 Hey. Are we in Hell right now? 603 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:05,154 [groans] Yeah. And we're all under the effects of a demon's reality show. 604 00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:06,865 Huh. 605 00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:09,117 Okay. That, uh… that makes sense. 606 00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:10,285 It does? 607 00:31:10,827 --> 00:31:14,539 Yeah. Because I have the uncontrollable urge to do this. 608 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:17,876 [exclaims] 609 00:31:18,459 --> 00:31:19,836 How could I? 610 00:31:20,628 --> 00:31:24,173 Babe, I'm really sorry, okay? I just really needed a break, 611 00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:26,342 and have a reset and swim with dolphins, babe. 612 00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:29,178 -Would you stop with the vacation? -That's all I need! I just… 613 00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:31,222 This is divine punishment! 614 00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:36,185 Enough! This is exactly what he wants! You are all complete idiots! 615 00:31:36,769 --> 00:31:37,770 We're getting out of here. 616 00:31:37,854 --> 00:31:40,315 Gideon, I need your brain! Put on the colander! 617 00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:42,275 We will figure out an exorcism top side! 618 00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:44,235 [Gideon] Excellent. 619 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:46,696 We should all simply pile into Gwyn's ramshackle time contraption, 620 00:31:46,779 --> 00:31:48,489 and I'll take you out of here. 621 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:49,908 It'll be a breeze. 622 00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:51,951 "A breeze"? No! 623 00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:54,078 She'll kill us all! 624 00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:03,588 I've been trying to tell you, she's not herself. 625 00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:05,548 She'll time jump us into a tornado. 626 00:32:05,798 --> 00:32:08,051 Gary, don't do anything crazy. 627 00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:11,638 I'm trying to save your life, so help me… [bleep] 628 00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:15,016 -I'll eat this. -Eat… 629 00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:20,146 -No, no, no, no. -Get back here! 630 00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:22,190 Gary! Gary! 631 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:30,198 [all] No! 632 00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:32,617 Get him! 633 00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:45,129 [Harris] Wow! Sounds really tense down there, huh? 634 00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:47,799 Back off. Those are my friends. 635 00:32:47,882 --> 00:32:50,301 Yeah, of course. Your friends who love you. 636 00:32:51,010 --> 00:32:53,763 You know, they sure could use a chill and cool Behrad right about now 637 00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:55,139 to calm things down. 638 00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:59,143 So, I'm just gonna be that guy, forever? 639 00:33:00,269 --> 00:33:04,190 Well, the real question is, who are you without this, 640 00:33:04,273 --> 00:33:06,526 and who would want to hang out with this mess? 641 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,242 Let's slice him open. 642 00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:16,619 [whimpering] 643 00:33:26,879 --> 00:33:27,922 Go, go, go! 644 00:33:28,005 --> 00:33:29,132 Go, go! 645 00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:34,512 [Behrad screams] 646 00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:40,184 You guys wanna make asses of yourselves for the cameras? 647 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:41,352 Is that what you want? 648 00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:47,150 Because I know what it gets you. 649 00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:51,195 I have countless memories of cameras in my face 650 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:54,073 every time I was scared, every time I cried. 651 00:33:54,991 --> 00:33:57,368 You wanna know about the first time I ever failed? 652 00:33:57,452 --> 00:34:01,456 Don't worry. Keeping Up With The Tarazis had a whole episode about it. 653 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:06,878 I figured out the way to beat it was to be unflappable. 654 00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:10,506 Chill. Pop a gummy, lay low, relax. 655 00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:13,593 If they don't see it get to you, they don't have the power. 656 00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:17,889 But… it gets to me. 657 00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:20,683 A lot of things do. 658 00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:22,810 I'm sad sometimes. 659 00:34:23,936 --> 00:34:25,855 I'm scared a lot. 660 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:29,692 I died and I never talked about it. 661 00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:35,865 Because maybe I'm afraid if I'm honest with anyone, 662 00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:38,034 they'll end up hating me. 663 00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:43,623 All I wanted to do was ask you out. 664 00:34:45,124 --> 00:34:48,211 And now I'm crying for all of Hell to see and laugh at me. 665 00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:53,132 For my friends to realize they never knew the real me. 666 00:34:57,261 --> 00:35:00,807 And for the girl I like to run far away from me. 667 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,060 But I'm done now. 668 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:08,064 Here's the honest truth. 669 00:35:09,315 --> 00:35:13,277 When it comes to you, Astra, I lose all my cool. 670 00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:16,656 I'm just B. 671 00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:22,537 [laughs] Oh, oh, oh! [exclaims] 672 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:34,048 Ooh! 673 00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:36,300 Ahh! 674 00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:39,136 It's gone. Ah, my shows! 675 00:35:40,429 --> 00:35:41,973 -[sign-off tone] -What happened? 676 00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:45,518 He got real. 677 00:35:49,438 --> 00:35:52,150 -Is it over? -[Astra] The curse is lifted. 678 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:54,026 Your contract with Harris is terminated. 679 00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:55,403 Get the hell out of here. 680 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:06,873 [Gary] Gideon? 681 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:10,918 Are you in there? 682 00:36:17,466 --> 00:36:18,718 Gary, I'm so sorry. 683 00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:35,359 -Here, babe, let me do this. -No, it's all right. 684 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:40,114 It's not, and I know it's not. 685 00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:44,702 Look, even when my brain was on a vacation episode 686 00:36:44,785 --> 00:36:47,580 of The Real Housewives, I knew you were right. 687 00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:52,919 Go on. 688 00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:57,798 I let you take on too much responsibility for the mission, 689 00:36:57,924 --> 00:36:59,217 and it's not fair. 690 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,802 You are not the house mom, you are the co-captain. 691 00:37:02,678 --> 00:37:07,516 And a very beautiful, sexy co-captain. 692 00:37:10,603 --> 00:37:13,522 So, when were you gonna tell me about this promise that you've made to Gwyn? 693 00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:14,899 -You-- -Pardon the intrusion, ladies, 694 00:37:14,982 --> 00:37:18,444 but, uh, if you are attending the mea culpas, 695 00:37:18,527 --> 00:37:22,531 then I have to admit that I got a little carried away. 696 00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:26,452 I'm not very well acquainted with the rules of time travel yet, 697 00:37:26,535 --> 00:37:31,707 but even I know that one cannot simply stop the Great War. 698 00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:36,254 I'm sorry, Gwyn. But I will uphold my promise, all right? 699 00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:39,090 -We're gonna find a way to save your guy. -[inhales sharply] 700 00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:42,385 As cleanly as possible. 701 00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:44,679 No timeline explosions. 702 00:37:46,013 --> 00:37:47,014 [sighs] 703 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:50,851 I guess it is sweet you were both looking out for me. 704 00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,019 Girl, of course. 705 00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:53,771 Look, I love you. 706 00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:57,441 I love you, I love you, I love you, and I cannot wait to live with you. 707 00:37:57,984 --> 00:37:58,985 I know. 708 00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:02,446 Besides, do you know how many aunties are very psyched for your arrival? 709 00:38:02,571 --> 00:38:03,614 -Mmm-mmm. -Hmm. 710 00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:06,492 Which reminds me, I, uh… I gotta get back. 711 00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:13,249 You are going to stay and apologize to each other, yeah? 712 00:38:13,749 --> 00:38:15,793 By the way, sorry about the whole wine thing. 713 00:38:15,876 --> 00:38:17,003 Okay, bye. 714 00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:21,299 [both] I'm sorry… 715 00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:23,134 It's okay. 716 00:38:23,217 --> 00:38:24,719 -Honestly, the voice… -My voice? 717 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:27,388 -It was, it was. And your… -You can't be serious right now. 718 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,058 [both] All is forgiven. 719 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,143 Yes. 720 00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:35,646 [exhales deeply] 721 00:38:38,607 --> 00:38:40,735 How did you know that would work with the camera guys? 722 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:44,238 I didn't. Just wanted to say how I felt. 723 00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:47,867 Right, yeah. The reality show made everyone say crazy things. 724 00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:49,160 Not me. 725 00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:51,495 That was genuine. 726 00:38:51,746 --> 00:38:54,165 A genuine, full-blown freak out 727 00:38:54,248 --> 00:38:56,542 in front of the hot girl I've had a crush on forever. 728 00:38:59,837 --> 00:39:00,838 Well… 729 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:05,134 Who knows? Maybe that girl has a little crush on you too. 730 00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:15,269 I'm sorry. I'm just in my own head. 731 00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:18,522 Is, uh, something wrong? 732 00:39:19,482 --> 00:39:20,483 -Don't you want to? -Oh. 733 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:23,444 I want to really bad, 734 00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:27,990 but I might need a minute to figure out what being unchill and sober is like… 735 00:39:28,991 --> 00:39:31,452 before I'm the best boyfriend you've ever had. 736 00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:35,706 If you want to go slow… that's cool. 737 00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:41,796 You know, you guys are so dorky. 738 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:44,799 -Oh. -Spooner! The cameras are gone! 739 00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:48,052 I got so comfortable, I didn't even realize it. 740 00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:50,179 [Gary] House meeting! 741 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:52,681 Just… Clothes. Put on clothes. 742 00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:55,976 [Gary] House meeting, everyone! 743 00:39:56,977 --> 00:39:58,437 [Zari] Sure. Why not? 744 00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:01,982 -Gary, the reality show is over. -Yes. 745 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:04,693 And I, for one, am very pleased. You call that entertainment? 746 00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:06,987 No, I don't. No, we are having this house meeting 747 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:10,282 because there are apologies that need to happen. 748 00:40:10,449 --> 00:40:13,160 Gary, it's okay. Gwyn and Sara and I talked it out. 749 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:14,870 Yeah. And Nate and I are besties again. 750 00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:18,457 No. Apologies to me and Gideon, you jerks. 751 00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:20,584 She wouldn't have had to switch over to robo-mode 752 00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:22,586 if you guys didn't make her second guess herself, 753 00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:24,672 and then make her feel guilty about our relationship. 754 00:40:24,755 --> 00:40:25,923 Thank you, Gary. 755 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:30,803 Look, I've noticed that you've all found love 756 00:40:30,886 --> 00:40:32,555 in some of the most chaotic of times, 757 00:40:32,638 --> 00:40:35,307 and you've still done your jobs with terrific aplomb. 758 00:40:36,725 --> 00:40:40,438 So the fact that you think that Gary and I cannot find comfort 759 00:40:40,521 --> 00:40:43,649 in each other's sweet embrace is a bit hypocritical. 760 00:40:47,027 --> 00:40:48,195 Um… 761 00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:52,491 Yeah. Actually, you're… You're completely right. 762 00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:55,202 And we're sorry. 763 00:40:56,245 --> 00:40:57,663 -Yeah. -Sorry. 764 00:40:57,746 --> 00:40:58,789 -Yeah. -We're sorry. 765 00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:02,585 It's quite nice feeling emotional again. 766 00:41:02,668 --> 00:41:04,170 It's like a warm and gooey feeling 767 00:41:04,253 --> 00:41:06,672 as opposed to a cold and calculated urge to murder. 768 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:09,341 [Nate] Say what? 769 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,595 I'm just kidding. I'm quite funny actually. 770 00:41:13,387 --> 00:41:16,599 -She was kidding. -So funny. 771 00:41:17,766 --> 00:41:20,060 But, hey, since you are a part of this team 772 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:23,355 and a supercomputer, so you tell us, where do you think we should go? 773 00:41:23,731 --> 00:41:24,773 I'm glad you asked, Captain, 774 00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:27,776 because I've given it much tactical and emotional consideration, 775 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:31,447 and I think I want to trust my gut, as us humans say. 776 00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:35,034 And my gut is telling me to plot a course for Sarajevo in 1914. 777 00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:40,039 We need to save Archduke Franz Ferdinand and stop World War I. 778 00:41:40,748 --> 00:41:42,374 [laughter] 779 00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:48,589 [all] What? 780 00:41:50,549 --> 00:41:52,551 [theme music playing]